And the Beat Goes On.

Tadadadaaaaaaa ‘Lament for the Living’ is out.  The first book in the Lament for the Living series that follows the Survivors of a zombie.  It’s also one of the few zombie books written by a British author, and set in the UK (Wales to be precise).

Here be the links to said tome:

So far it’s been read in the UK, Ireland, USA and Canada and is even being perused by the Man in the Mun!

The release of ‘Lament for the Living’ coincided with the one year anniversary of ‘The Deluge of Elias’ which is FREEEEEEE this weekend as a double whammy celebration.

Along with promoting these titles over social media, I’ve also starting writing the next release which is a prequel to ‘The Deluge of Elias’.  Set roughly now, the new (as yet untitled) book covers the cataclysm that leaves the inhabitants of The Dome as the only surviving humans.  This first book in the series covers the cataclysm, aftermath, and the survivors realisation they are the last humans, and everything else is gone.

It’s all very exciting.

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Have a great weekend peeps.

Don’t Undervalue Your Work!

Don’t undervalue your work!  That’s right, there’s even an exclamation mark to show that I’m serious, and maybe on the verge of shouting.  Where has this come from?

A group that I’m a member of on LinkedIn had a post from someone saying that they’ve “caved in” and are putting their books on for $0.99.  I won’t be following suit.  My short stories are currently $1.25 and (sorry to mix currencies here) but ‘Lament for the Living‘ is going to be £2.99 (about $4.50).

Why?  Why price my work so high?  I hear you cry.  I’m not.

You may even have spluttered some of your coffee over your laptop or iPad.  How much was that coffee?  If you’re reading this while sitting in a coffee shop then I’d imagine that it was at least a couple of bucks, what about that muffin (yeah, I can see you, Jellybelly)?

Let’s say you paid $5 for your coffee and muffin (maybe more, I don’t know, I don’t go to coffee shops).  Why did you pay that?  Probably because you like it, and you know the quality of the goods.  Good answer?  Now let’s look at why it cost you $5.  Do you think it cost the coffee shop $5 to serve you?  Of course not, but as a business they have to make a profit.  Depending on how busy they are, the unit cost to the business is probably somewhere around $1.50.  That’s $3.50 taxable profit (unless you’re Starbucks, in which case it’s $3.50 profit in the UK).

Now let’s look at the ebook.  Traditionally published authors charge anywhere from $7 – $17 for the ebook version of their work (sometimes even more).  They justify the costs (like every other business) by citing the cost of overheads – the author royalties, editor costs, agent costs, artwork, formatting, design, and advertising.

Do you think an indie, or self pubbed, author does not accrue those same costs?  Maybe scrub out the agent cut for many.  But every other business expense applies, and I, for one, treat my writing as a business.  Sure, I write for pleasure, but it’s still a business (everyone would jump at the chance to make a living doing something they love).  When I make a sale, the taxman is going to want his cut (unfortunately I’m not in a position to enjoy the tax avoiding schemes of the rich and powerful).  Before that there’s the time I’ve spent planning and writing the book.  Then the cover design, the editing, the formatting, the advertising. Should I not bother factoring any of that in because I’m not traditionally published?

It seems there’s an expectation for indie authors to essentially give their work away, until they become “known” or blag a contract.  I’m not giving my work away (well, I will, but you’ll need to like a page, or do a review for a free copy).  I’ll do sales and giveaways, but I won’t bargain bucket my work.  As the series continues, book one will probably go to $0.99 or even free, until then it’ll be priced appropriately.

What do you think about ebook pricing (especially relating to indie authors)?

Don’t forget, ‘Lament for the Living’ is out on May 10th – get a sneak peek at the first chapter for FREE!
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Currently it’s .prc (DRM free for Kindle) or .pdf only.
Kindle/.prc - Download Here
PDF - Download Here

Download, read, enjoy. Let me know what you think.

While you’re waiting for ‘Lament for the Living’ to be released the following titles are also available:
Hannibal House by David Nicol   The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol
For more information and purchasing links please visit:
www.tbfmedia.com/bibliography

It’s NOT Impossible if You Just Described It!

“His arm hung at an impossible angle.”

“They fell for an impossibly long time.”

“She made and impossible leap.”

It’s a pet hate of mine (and the above are just examples that may, or may not exist) but when it comes to writing, if something is impossible, then it can’t happen.  And if it can’t happen you can’t say that it just occurred.

Yes, your limbs might be jutting out at unnatural angles after hitting the ground from a large height. But the fall can’t have been impossibly long, and the angles impossible.  Using the word ‘impossible’ as an adjective is lazy.

The only time you can really get away way with using it is in dialogue.

“You’ll never make that jump. It’s impossible!”
“Just watch me.” He said, his square jaw radiating manly manliness.
She watched in horror as Biff leapt into the air, before disappearing from sight. She heard his scream grow quieter as he fell fifty storeys.  She didn’t hear him hit the ground, but when she looked over the edge she could just make out his broken body, his arms and legs twisted at painfully unnatural angles.
“I… think I’m okay!” He yelled. “Just winded….”

Okay, surviving that would be impossible for most people, but obviously not for Biff, the manly man of manliness himself.

Oh, and about that quote that’s going around social media apparently by AudreyHepburn (it’s possible, but I’m not interested enough to check it out) that says: “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible‘!”

What a load of tosh. Don’t believe me? Try saying that quote while gargling with lava on the surface of the sun….

Until then, don’t forget, ‘Lament for the Living’ is out on May 10th – get a sneak peek at the first chapter for FREE!

Currently it’s .prc (DRM free for Kindle) or .pdf only.
Kindle/.prc - Download Here
PDF - Download Here

Download, read, enjoy. Let me know what you think.

While you’re waiting for ‘Lament for the Living’ to be released the following titles are also available:
Hannibal House by David Nicol   The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol
For more information and purchasing links please visit:
www.tbfmedia.com/bibliography

Contemplating Tentacle Sex

Now that’s a title that may or may not need a question mark. Is it a question posed to you, dear reader? Are you contemplating tentacle sex? Or a question I’m asking myself: Am I contemplating tentacle sex?

Well, the answer is neither. It’s more a pondering on the market for tentacle sex. Who reads it? Does it sell? And why the hell am I even asking these questions?  By now, if you’ve come to this post specifically looking for tentacle sex, you’ll have realised that it’s not happening. But before you click away to find your niche-porn, please leave a comment as I’d love to know if you actually pay for that stuff.

Okay, back to the topic in hand (oo-er!). On my TBFmedia site I made a post that in passing mentioned “tentacle sex”. I forget exactly what the post was about, probably the depravity of titles available on Smashwords.com and whether I actually wanted to have my work on the same site as some of the work there.

It was a throw-away comment, but the term ‘tentacle sex’ has provided more hits to my site than anything else.  Disappointed linkees from all over the internet lasciviously click that link… and their hopes of…. well, whatever happens in tentacle sex stories are dashed!

No, I’m not proud of myself for teasing the tentaclephiles.  Or am I?  I think a pen name is in order for a testing of those tentacle infested waters. Which is where YOU come in!  I want you to help me choose my “niche” pen name that I *might* write under.  There are always down times, and there’s no harm in tapping a market, although frankly if everything else goes well, I won’t ‘tap that’.

So let’s be having you, pen name suggestions por favor!

Until ‘The Sexy Tentacles of Tartarus’ is released (don’t hold your breath) don’t forget, ‘Lament for the Living’ is out on May 10th – get a sneak peek at the first chapter for FREE!

Currently it’s .prc (DRM free for Kindle) or .pdf only.
Kindle/.prc - Download Here
PDF - Download Here

Download, read, enjoy. Let me know what you think.

While you’re waiting for ‘Lament for the Living’ to be released the following titles are also available:
Hannibal House by David Nicol   The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol
For more information and purchasing links please visit:
www.tbfmedia.com/bibliography

Traditional Publishers: Surely You Jest?

reallyIn this post I regaled you all with my tale of how I queried Barnes&Noble, the Nooksters, about whether they intend to let UK authors publish using their pubit/nookpress service. That was, by the time I post this, four days ago. Interestingly, every other email I sent them has been answered within 24-48 hours so I imagine that they’re desperately searching their archives for a suitable response but are stuck on the keyword search using “sarcastic”, and “Brit”.

In the meantime I’ve received the THIRD email from Nook welcoming me to their fold. Thanking me for being the proud owner of a Nook. I guess the only reason they keep sending me these emails is because I haven’t bought any books from them yet.

Don’t hold your breath Barnes&Noble. It’s not going to happen.

The image at the top is a screenshot of the actual email I received today, and I’m going to be completely fair here and say that B&N are not alone in offering ebooks at eye wateringly inflated prices. Amazon is the same, and I imagine so is pretty much every other outlet out there. I’ve added a few bits to the image – the red values are by me, and so are the comparison prices below (they’re all from Amazon, while the red is the Nook price) – I’ve also mislabelled the Andy McNab book, that should be £10.90, not £10.99 (£10.90?! What a stupid price to begin with!).

With the exception of The Snow Child, the hard back version (the ‘collectors edition) is roughly the same price as the Nook version, while the paperback is mostly significantly cheaper.  So why should I buy an ebook version that I can then do nothing with, when I can get a nice hard back that can be added to my wonderful looking library?  Why is the ebook version the same, if not more expensive, than the hard back version?

I create and format ebooks. They are a damned sight easier to compile than a printed version (I’ve worked as printer/proofer too) and can be updated immediately without costly recalls, so why are consumers being made to pay a premium for them?  For the traditional publishers they really are the golden goose, but only as long as people pay the inflated price for them.  I can understand a physical copy being more expensive than the ebook version due to all the costs involved, but those costs just aren’t there for the electronic version and I personally feel that the publishers, the distributors, and the authors (yes, even the authors) are doing their readers a disservice by charging these stupid prices for them.

Oh, and another thing Barnes&Noble: when I can get a book for half the price you charge on the Kindle, do you really think I’m going to buy it for the Nook?  The answer is NO, by the way.

So what do you think? What do you think is a reasonable price for an ebook, that once you’ve read your’re stuck with (unless this happens)? 

Don’t forget, ‘Lament for the Living’ is out on May 10th – get a sneak peek at the first chapter for FREE!

Currently it’s .prc (DRM free for Kindle) or .pdf only.
Kindle/.prc - Download Here
PDF - Download Here

Download, read, enjoy. Let me know what you think.

While you’re waiting for ‘Lament for the Living’ to be released the following titles are also available:
Hannibal House by David Nicol   The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol
For more information and purchasing links please visit:
www.tbfmedia.com/bibliography

Why the Resale of e-books Isn’t Evil

Recently there have been a number of alarmist posts made on the interwebs about companies (Amazon being one of the them, but Amazon is ALWAYS one of them…) planning to allow users to sell their second-hand e-books.

People have been really throwing their toys out of their prams over the issue. Or non-issue as I like to think of it. I know that some of you are you wondering what I’m on about here so I’ll do a quick recap on the issue:

  • All creators have the right of first sale, it’s part of copyright in that when their product is sold (for the first time) they get their cut.
  • Until recently there wasn’t the technology to allow the resale, or second hand market, for electronic goods.
  • It’s apparently a back-door for pirated copies (and we all know that piracy funds terrorism (!)).
  • The main argument, especially where DRM is used, is that the first purchaser is an “end-user” and so they are only licensing the product for their personal use, so resale is VERBOTTEN!!!!!! (yes I went over the top with the exclamation marks there, but it was for comedic effect).

Now I’m not going to go into any of those points because frankly, each of them is a choice for the individual copyright holder/publisher to decide on. Personally, I’m not going to put DRM on my future works (unless required by certain outlets…. Amazon) because I think it’s limiting and frustrating for the reader. “Surely you’re worried about piracy?” I hear you gasp. Well…. no. Not as much as I am about alienating readers in the first place.

So why am I not bothered about the re-sale of e-books? Or more specifically, why am I not worried about the re-sale of MY e-books? There are two reasons:

  1. I’ll have earned what I consider to be my entitlement via the ‘right of first sale’. I think it’s fairly obnoxious to expect to be paid when someone sells that book on. 
  2. I actually see the option to re-sell e-books as another revenue opportunity.

Wait! What? You heard me! Now put your brain in gear. As an reader, how many copies of an e-book do you legally own? That’s right, as many as you legally paid for. Now, as an author, how many copies of your e-book do you legally own?……. Okay, let me help you with that one. It’s somewhere between infinity and whatever comes after that.

See where I’m going with this yet?  These re-selling services operate by allowing you to sell any copies you legally own. With e-books (as long as you haven’t stupidly sold your publishing rights), as an author you own an infinite amount of them. You can create them at will, which means that you can also sell them at will. So why should a canny author be bothered about these services when he/she can use them as another revenue stream.  Log on, see how much your book is going for in the second-hand market, put a load of copies up for sale at a competitive price. A percentage of something is better than a percentage of nothing. Simples.

I’d love to read your thoughts on the issue.

Don’t forget, ‘Lament for the Living’ is out on May 10th – get a sneak peek at the first chapter for FREE!

Currently it’s .prc (DRM free for Kindle) or .pdf only.
Kindle/.prc - Download Here
PDF - Download Here

Download, read, enjoy. Let me know what you think.

While you’re waiting for ‘Lament for the Living’ to be released the following titles are also available:
Hannibal House by David Nicol   The Deluge of Elias by David Nicol
For more information and purchasing links please visit:
www.tbfmedia.com/bibliography

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