So I was on Ebay….

I was looking to see if it would be worth my while selling a couple of games on there as opposed to trading them in. They’re not brand new titles and realistically if I traded them in I’d get maybe a fiver each. A fiver is better than nothing, but it’s not better than more than a fiver…..

But I digress. I was looking through the PS3 games section and I found a couple of things that ranged from ludicrous to downright pathetic. The downright pathetic items should come with a free kick to the crotch.

I’m not posting the listing numbers as once they end they’ll probably be inaccessible, so I’ll post the pictures and a brief description for them. Here are the top 3:

In at number three is…….

The sticky crosshair for your TV –

Be the best gamer!

You're MLGpro now!

” Be the best gamer you can be with crosshairz screen targets.

NEW FROM CROSSHAIRZ RED TIGER, BLUE TIGER AND URBAN CAMO SIGHT DESIGNS!!!! LIMITED EDITION

These sights attach to your tv screen with no fuss, no glue, no mess
The pack of 3 sights come in 3 different designs
Its up to you which you use but
they all enhance your gaming as you can now fire from the hip
saving you from the split second fuss of aiming manually ”

Yup, because the funny crosshairs you get in game are so annoying and just get in the way….. What’s even more ludicrous is that the example is not even from a hardcore game (no crosshairs or HUD) – the proper in game crosshairs are there!

At number 2 we have –

Rapid Fire Kits –

Be just like your heroes

” RAPID FIRE FOR PS3!!

FREE FITTING!!

HERE I HAVE FOR SALE IS A RAPID FIRE KIT. WITH FREE FITTING SERVICE!

THIS KIT IS BUILT SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PS3 CONTROLLER,

IT HAS 4 SEPARATE RATES OF FIRE & FIRES WITH THE ORIGINAL R1 TRIGGER
THIS KIT HAS NO FAULTS WHAT SO EVER.
OTHER EBAYERS KITS MAKE THE RIGHT HAND SIDE ALL RAPID.

THIS IS USELESS.

CANT PRONE
CANT COOK GRENADES
CANT JUMP
TOTALLY USELESS!!!!! “

Now you can be just like Wings of Redemption for a fraction of the price!

And at number one with the douchiest no life loser listing is –

The Lag Switch –

Got Douche?

” This is a lag switch these worked best and give the most lag possible. i use the best quality cable to assure the best connection quality and lag.

I have tested all my lag switches unlike some people selling lag switches I actually play on my Xbox and Ps3 and know all of these work.

All you need to do is press the button when you want lag this way gives you maximum control of the lag. “

I don’t know what is worse – that people cheat, that someone would actually build a lag switch in order to cheat, that someone would build a lag switch to sell to someone for them to cheat, or that there are people out there who are so pathetic and inept that they have to buy this crap…..

A special mention goes to this listing:

Blue screws.... Do you know where yours are?

” Official PS3 Hard Drive Blue Screw

For Sale Official Sony Playstation 3 Hard Drive Blue Screw.
This screw secures your Hard Drive Caddy in Place.
Have you lost or damaged yours. “

Think carefully now…..have you lost or damaged yours? Are you sure?

Peas and loaves.

Find me on PSN – evaDlivE


One thought on “So I was on Ebay….

  1. Pingback: More Search Stat Fun (lag switch and crosshairz) « evaDlivE Blog

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