So you want to be a commentator…

Currently, YouTube and similar sites are commentator crazy. The cost of recording gameplay and then yabbering over the top has come down so much over the past year or so means that gameplay commentary has become feasible for many more people. If you’re thinking of getting in to commentating then this article should give you some idea of how to go about it and the best way to get the most out of it. What this article is not about is how to become “YouTube famous” or gain oodles of subscribers.

What you’ll need:

1 – a mic
2 – recording software
3 – something to talk about

That’s simple right? Sure it is. Go for it!…….. Was it a breeze? Are you an instant success? If so then you’ll probably not need to read on. But if it wasn’t quite as simple as you thought it would be then read on.

Let’s have a look at each of the items we need and then we’ll work on putting it all together. Firstly, the mic – how can you get your commentary done if no one can hear you!? You can use literally any microphone available, from one built in to your computer (if necessary), to some really expensive bit of kit that you purchase especially for the job. But let’s be honest here – for the majority of people out there, you’re not likely to make much, if any, money out of doing commentaries so to begin with that in mind to ensure you keep your costs down.

I’ve personally tried a variety of different microphone setups with varying levels of complexity and success, but what do I use to do my commentaries? An £8 ($10) mic with a £5 ($7) pop filter. Some people use their gaming headsets to record their commentaries and others use more professional equipment – but if you work out the limitations of your equipment you can produce excellent audio results for a fraction of the price. Obviously the acceptable tonal or volume range of a cheap mic will not be as large as that of an expensive mic so you’ll notice distortion quicker from plosive speech sounds (‘T’, ‘S’ and ‘P’ sounds “Test Pop”) and if YOU YELL IN TO THEM. Chances are, you’ve already got a mic suitable for the job, you just don’t know it yet.

Next you’ll need some recording software. Again, you can pay hundreds, or even thousands of your favourite currency on some swanky piece of software, but in reality the majority of commentators are currently using a free audio program called Audacity (Download Link for Audacity). It’s simple to use and that’s basically all you need – but obviously software choice is a personal thing so if you’ve already got something you’re comfortable with, use that.

And lastly…. something to talk about. Okay, I’ve played fast and loose here because there’s more to it than just having something to talk about. I’m sure everyone has come across a commentary and have clicked off it because the commentator’s voice does not work for us. They could be talking about the most important subject on earth, but still we mute them, or watch something else. Why is that?……

This is why: Most people are familiar with the saying: “It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it” and this is very important to remember when you’re communicating with others without them being able to see you, your expressions or body language.

One study at UCLA indicated that up to 93 percent of communication effectiveness is determined by nonverbal cues. Another study indicated that the impact of a performance was determined 7 percent by the words used, 38 percent by voice quality, and 55 percent by the nonverbal communication.

So, what you’re looking at is that when doing a commentary you’re already missing 55-93% of your effective communication skills. And how people interpret what you’re saying is broken down to a sort of 80/20 mix of how you say the words you’re saying. Before a word comes out of your mouth the odds are not in your favour to be received well if you don’t get your personality across straight away. Which means that if you talk in a way that is not interesting to other people, chances are they’re not going to listen.

What to do? Don’t be shy. Don’t mumble. Be positive and upbeat. Avoid ‘ums’, ‘ahs’ and awkward pauses, and for the love of the baby Jeebus and his little cotton socks never ever say “So…. um….. yeah” (that’s a pet hate of mine, say it if you like, but it is incredibly annoying). Let’s get something straight here: You can make your commentary in as many takes as necessary so if you screw it up, or become a stuttering bumbling fool hit STOP and do that bit again. You don’t have to restart the whole thing – record in sections if you have to, no one will mind, and chances are most people won’t notice either (a ten minute commentary of mine can be made up of up to thirty separate audio files).

Positivity is really the key. An important tip that will help you come across more positively in your commentaries is a really simple one: Smile. You don’t have to be a grinning fool, forcing your words out through gritted teeth but smiling, especially when you’re relating something that is supposed to be funny or amusing will lift your vocal tone and put some emotion in to what you’re saying.

Even if you’re talking about a seemingly negative subject you don’t have to sound like a miserable old sour puss. The most popular commentators have an upbeat and positive vocal commentary style – even when they’re being negative about something. No one wants to listen to someone who sounds bored or uninterested. If you are actually bored and/or uninterested when doing a commentary then either you need to take a break, or do something else. Putting out negative commentaries will not serve you well (and I can promise you that).

You’ve got the technologies, you’ve got the attitude, now what to talk about? That’s the million dollar question. The best advice – talk about what you know. Talk about what your listeners don’t know. If you’ve got a gameplay up then in most cases you won’t need to give a play by play description of everything that’s going on as people will most likely be watching it. So you telling them what they’re seeing will be redundant. It’s better to mention specific points in the footage without discussing the entire game like a sportscaster.

You may want to discuss other things that are going on other than the gameplay. Many people do that with great success. However, you’ll do well to remember “It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it”. People will misinterpret what you say, and others will completely miss the point, so be careful, especially when sailing the seas near the rocky shores of contentious subjects (don’t know what a contentious subject is?…… best stick to the gameplay then).

Don’t talk about something just because everyone else is – YOUR commentary should be YOUR commentary, not a rehash of what someone else has said (especially if it’s complaining about something). If you’re starting out, chances are you’re really low down on the priority list for people to watch/listen to so you could be the tenth person whining about whatever it’s cool to whine about – and by that time people will be bored of hearing it. Why complain anyway? Complaining doesn’t solve anything, it just makes you in to a moaner.

For best results – be yourself, and be positive. Don’t worry about what other people are doing. Do your own thing. Do what you want, not what you think people want you to do and you’ll be fine. The most successful commentators out there got there by being themselves, not by emulating someone else.

And that, my little satsumas of joy, is that. I’ve been David, and I hope you’ve found that useful, interesting or somewhere in between.

Peas and loaves.

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David Nicol is Articles Editor for, YouTube gaming commentator and blogger based in the UK.

Community Block…. get real!

YouTube. Ahhhh YouTube.

#Ohhh give me a home
Where the trollers do roam
And douches and egos run free#

Recently I put a vid on my channel where Wings of Redemption lost in a 1v1 despite having host and stopping power and his camper pants on. It’s been doing the rounds and even itzdeaman put it on his channel. Itzdeaman is some sort of community gaming channel thingy – to be honest I don’t know that much about it but lots of people have been signing up to it and getting “sponsored”. But, allegedly Wings of Redemption put a “community block” on itzdeaman according to the annotations in one vid.

So…. community block? What? Ahhh who gives a flying Fernando what WoR threatens people with anyway?

I do not search out WoR douche references. I don’t care about him, what he does, what his douchenozzles do or anything like that, but if your vids, or the vids you watch are in any way MW2 or BFBC2 related videos related to him always appear and for the most part I avoid them. But then I saw this vid earlier:

You could argue that troller deserved to be blocked for trolling. Fair enough. But Woodysgamertag saying “You got yourself a community block” – a what? What community? What community are Woody, WoR, and I would imagine at least one other are the leaders of?

When it comes down to it, they’re just game commentators, posting vids to YouTube. They have no power, they control nothing other than their own channels. Do they honestly consider themselves to be the figureheads of the gaming community? Well, I for one don’t consider them to be representative of me and I certainly don’t appreciate anyone dictating to me who I should and should not watch.

So as the leader of my own personal community (comprising of ME) I’m invoking my very own Community Block:

Wow, look how much power I have…..

Peas and loaves.

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Eight Thoughts Goes HD

One of my favourite YouTube commentors EightThoughts has taken the train to Technoville and got himself an Hauppauge HD PVR.

Originally his videos were standard definition recorded using a video camera, and to be honest….. I almost didn’t subscribe to him when I first came across his commentaries. But then I heard his commentary and it just cracked me up. At a time when everyone else was being a try hard his commentaries were like a breath of fresh air. Despite the pretty rubbish video quality, the commentary was just pure…..quality. So I subbed, and never regretted it – I would have stayed subbed even if he’d never gone HD as his videos are great.

I think the most appealing part of Eight’s vids are that he makes them for him rather than to be YouTube popular, or to appeal to a certain type of gamer. He just makes them, and if other people like them too then great, and if not then……. big fat hairy deal.

Keep up the good work Eight!

And here’s his first ever HD vid (not any talk on the gameplay, it’s more him discussing the recording and where he’s going from here on):

Check him out:

Peas and loaves.

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Three to Watch….but on steroids!

What happens when some of the most popular YouTube commentators get together and create a channel dedicated to up and coming commentators? UnderratedGamer that’s what!

Optic Predator, GoldGlove, MuzzaFuzza and Tucker are the peeps behind it, and between them they have over 90,000 subscribers so anyone who makes the grade is pretty much guaranteed a massive boost to their channel.

Kudos and props and all that jazz to them for giving their time to helping the new guys on the scene (especially at a time when a lot of commentators are complaining about the amount of new guys).

The link again:

Peas and loaves.

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And another one gone….

Less than a week since OnlyUseMeBlade announced his sabbatical another YouTube Modern Warfare 2 commentator has decided to pull out the ‘goodbye and thanks for the fish’ card. This time it’s SneakyMode who recently was tinkering with a new video layout…..but not to be.

I originally subscribed to Sneakymode after seeing his dual commentary with SeaNanners. However, after watching his arrivaderci video I realised that I had actually seen his original commentary the first time round (but that was a long time ago)!

As always, good luck to him and whatever he decides to do.

Peas and loaves.

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Pyrotoz PS3 go boom! :sadface:

***UPDATE – Pyrotoz has got his new PS3.***

Well, not exactly boom, but it might as well be. Pyrotoz (Tommy) is a Modern Warfare 2 player/commentator who posts his videos to his channel on YouTube. In his latest video he explains how his PS3 has failed and that’s bad news for him. As a student he doesn’t have the means to pay Sony £130 or whatever they charge at the moment to get it repaired! I like Tommy’s videos as he tends to use odd-ball combinations of weapons and attachments – AK-47 with shotgun attachment anyone? He’s not shy at trying out new things and it’s entertaining to watch. He’s also a good player with a good attitude to match.

***UPDATE – Pyrotoz has got his new PS3.***
It would be a shame if his PS3 became a doorstop, not just for him (especially as he has literally only just got Final Fantasy XIII for it), but for those of us who enjoy watching his vids. So here’s my thinking. If you have two minutes can you pop over to his YouTube channel (linky linky) and help him out in any way you can.

  • If you’ve had any experience with the problem he describes in the video where you able to resolve it?
  • Do you know of any cheaper alternative way of fixing PS3s other than the Sony Repair Centre?
  • Maybe you have spare parts that you could donate to him if it’s a component failure?
  • Maybe you’re in a position to help him in a more direct way?

***UPDATE – Pyrotoz has got his new PS3.***
Whatever you can do, kind words or otherwise, I’m sure that Tommy would appreciate them. For reference I’ve got no connections to Tommy other than watching his vids – I have nothing to gain from posting this.

***UPDATE – Pyrotoz has got his new PS3.***
Here’s his video:

Good luck Tommy, hope you’re back on the PS3 soon.

***UPDATE – Pyrotoz has got his new PS3.***

Peas and loaves.

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